Or just a bad mental health day?
I once took a nine billion page test that covered every aspect of my life and the lives of my ancestors. It said I would live to be ninety-two. If this is true, I am at the mid-point and I'd like to have a mid-life crisis now, please.
I want to get a tattoo.
Or a sports car.
Plastic surgery? A new career?
A younger lo....hmm..nevermind.
I don't want to live to be 92. Really. Who could afford it?
Thor sez: Eat! Sleep! Stretch! Relax! Run up and down the hall like a maniac! Repeat!