Why did I look okay in the car mirror, go to the wine store, then get home to see the tiny hairs all over my forehead?
Watched an old guy with a McCain sticker and a Jesus fish on his SUV hit a parked car just moments before the old lady who owned the car came out of the wine store. She didn't notice the dent/scratch on the side and Mr. Moral Majority let her drive off without telling her that he'd damaged her car.
Moral fiber, it's not just for slogans!
I honestly thought he was getting out to tell her, but he let her drive away. If I'd been 30 seconds quicker, I would have ratted him out. Poor old lady!
The boyz say: Yell all you want, you should have had the morals not to leave things laying around if you didn't want them haired up.
2 comments:
Will there be a photo of the
Jamie-ish hair???Pam, South Bend
Yes, your readers need a picture - especially those like me who've been thinking Jamie Lee-ish hair thoughts as well!
Hope the SUV guy drove over a big ole nail!
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